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tornado cobbler gobbler

When you are on your back lying down and he puts his dingaling in your song hole. He then lifts his arms and legs in the air so his pecker and your jaw strength keep him suspended in the air. He then violently spins until completion.

M1: “She’s getting more adventurous but she still won’t let me tornado cobbler gobbler her ass”
M2: “Idk dude she sounds like she’s not the one…”

by DiRizzle February 25, 2024


cunt cobbler

One who cobbles on that cunt (eating that pussy like a champ)

That cunt cobbler really made me ow my wad

by The cock whisper77 May 5, 2020


Doing a thief and the cobbler.

When you are about to cum but it gets butchered by someone coming in

Yeah,I Doing a thief and the cobbler. yesterday

I misspelled it on purpose so I could get it in the example

by What’s your handle321 January 25, 2024


Brown town cobbler

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

by Anne300d March 27, 2021


doorstep cobbler

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.

I shouldnt go near them, they look like a doorstep cobbler.

by peter james woods July 20, 2009


cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019


Cobbler

1) Someone who makes and repairs shoes.
2) Someone who gobbles cock

Person 1: I'm going to see the cobbler
Person 2: The shoe guy or your partner?

by H4XOR13 April 17, 2023