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All the fun you need in a bottle.
How to make
1)Get an old bottle and fill it halfway with flamable liquid
2)Soak an old rag in oil
3)Insert the rah into the bottle
4)light the end of the rag with a stylish lighter
5)Throw the bottle at a passing emo who looks sad
6)run like f**k and hope the police don't cacth you
Hey, there's an emo! Get the molotav cocktails brewing, Herb!
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A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.
Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."
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The act of throwing a full or partially filled drink at a mustang.
He gave the man a mustang cocktail as he drove by.
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A way of referring that a dude has a small dick (like those cocktail weenies that are served on sampler platters).
Dude, Kat said that Joe has a cocktail dick, It must've been hard for them to get laid that night.
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The act of consuming way to many drinks. To much debauchery, douchebaggery, shamelessness, unfiltered verbal diarhea, lack of inhibition and so forth.
The guy across the bar hitting on the girl that's clearly not interested, should be flagged for unnecessary cocktailing.
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of gin, laxatives, and viagra. Designed to induce a triple, or the elusive double triple.
You know a guy's kinky when he offers to buy a triple cocktail. Gotta be sure to have plastic sheets.
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Whilst performing oral sex with a female, adding some of your favourite alcoholic beverage to jazz things up
Dale: How was your weekend ?
Jane: You wouldn't believe what happened to me
Dale: Snatch Cocktail?
Jane: Yeah, its going to be a thing soon
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