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A high quality razor for the female genitalia.
I've never been as smooth since using that fanny balder with a drop of clungeditioner.
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A threesome. Sex involving three people - two of which are female. A jaffle is an Australian term for a sealed toasted sandwich. To be sandwiched between two fannies.
You wouldn't believe this guy - he's a social retard but he's had a least three fanny jaffles.
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a female actually slapping someone on the face with their fanny. Usually the victim has to be laid down unless the female is particularly versatile.
James: Damn! last night i thought i was gonna get some
Kelvin: oh yeah? what happened?
James: She threw me on the bed but then just gave me a massive fanny slap!
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Making a big deal over a minor thing.
"It's no problem! For gods sake, woman, stop having a fanny wobble."
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When left over tissue on vagina that's been wiped and it's rolled up to look like a maggot.
Excuse me you have a fanny maggot
When one has not had sexual relations with a woman for a long time.
Daniel: Get any girls last weekend?
Frazer: NO, been part of a serious Fanny Famine recently.