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An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
A slutty female senior-citizen.
Boy 1: You sleep with old ladies??
Boy 2: Yeah man! Who doesn't like a little Granny FullMouth from time to time!?
Rigid inflexible hips from not doing athletic activities
Need to get your ass to the floor force your heels down because right now with those granny hips that you have your squats look like s***
One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.
A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.
Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.
A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.
Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...