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A word that encompasses all that was awesome about the 80's, despite the fact that it was never actually used in the 80's. It can only be used when someone is very excited. Origin unknown, Luke Savage in Michigan takes credit. Your mom.
Did you see Carl spank your mom? That was HEAVY DOSAGE!
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heavy - a premise of deep understanding; of concrete truth
pop - to present something in a way that doesn't alienate or
discriminate, that is easily accessible, understandable.
HEAVY POP - a universally accessible expression of deep understanding, of un-adulterated truth.
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When anything contains a high dose of Chevy Chase and is therefore hilariously awesome.
Chevy Chase does not actually have to be physically present, as long as his spirit is embodied.
Heavy Chevy = good
Straight Lampooning = good
No more Chevy = lame (a.k.a. Friends or America's Funniest Home Videos after Bob Saget left the show)
Did you see Dale* trying to learn to ride a bike? It was Heavy Chevy!
*a 22-year-old noob with cheese stains on his crotch who still doesn't know how to ride a bike
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As opposed to the term "alcoholic" which carries a negative connotation. It seems like every activity or substance in America that is even somewhat fun must be bad. Therefore if you partake in it more than the majority of people do, you must have a problem. And I'm not buying that whole "disease" argument so don't even try. Some people handle their business and some don't, whether they drink or not.
I like to drink and tend to get drunk more than the next fellow. But I still maintain a job and keep up on my bills. Therefore, I'm a heavy drinker.
Ol' homebum over there in the alley who blacked out last night and woke up in the gutter, there's your example of an alcoholic. Maybe a crackhead too.
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Rubbing and groping between individuals as part of non-penetrative sex or "making out". Typically completed with clothes on, but there have been reported cases of naked heavy petting occurring in some regions.
Q:Did you and jimmy go all the way last night?
A: No we just kissed and did some heavy petting.
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I'm also going to delve into this "definition" i suggest that people who know nothing about metal but make accusations anyway look up lyrics to Iron Maiden.
"Can you sing about something else besides Satan?" Try every non-number of the beast iron maiden song.
"Can you sing at all?" Yes. Listen to journeyman. listen to silent lucidity
"Can you not be such goth fucktards?"
Jeans and leather aren't goth
"Can you focus more on music and maybe write some non-retarded lyrics and maybe get someone who can actually sing to sing them?" Pop music is the one that normally has shitty lyrics. Steve harris has a history major, and he writes songs pertaining his knowledge
"Can you make it a little more normal and a little less like goth vampire shit?"
The classic metal clothing is jeans and a t-shirt, or leather. or anything with a "i don't care what you think of me attitude"
"Can you make it a little more closer to rock & roll?" We could, but don't want to
"Can you go five seconds without mentioning Satan?" Hallowed be thy Name, For the Greater Good of God, etc. there's plenty
"^And why the fuck do you do that anyways in the first place?" Shock value
"Do you even know the difference between something that sounds like shit and noise and mud vs. something that actually sounds good?" Silent Lucidity is amazing. Listen to it and tell me i'm wrong. (And It's Queensryche, so it's metal)
Heavy metal takes intelligence and knowledge of music theory (unless you're AC/DC)
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Serene Branson's signature phrase after the 2011 Grammy awards during a live newscast when she could speak nothing but sheer jibberish for over 10 seconds.
Well, a very very heavy — Heavy Bertation tonight. We had a very daris-darrison fight. Let’s go ahead terrace taze English for the bit to have the pick.
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