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Trans-Pittsford Highway (aka Mendon Center Road) is a North-South road. People from Mendon Center use this road to pass through Pittsford as quickly as possible on their way to all points North. The road’s posted speed limit ranges from 40 to 50 mph depending on the section, though people typically go 55 to 60 mph on the road. At one point, just past the swamp (aka Autumn Woods development), one must screech to a halt as Pittsford soccer moms turn onto the highway from Barker Road at 10 mph and then turn off again a few hundred feet later at Willard (as in the rat) Road, again at 10 mph. Pittsford wouldn’t be so bad if you could just pass through it more quickly. All those little boxes tend to make Mendonians ill.
“I hate those Pittsford soccer moms. They pull out onto the Trans-Pittsford Highway in front of oncoming traffic and then drive incredibly slowly. It's almost as if they are daring us, "hit me, hit me.”
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A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
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this is common phenomenon whereby on an n-laned highway in ohio, n drivers will drive side-by-side for several miles, thereby prohibiting passing in any lane. this isn't conspiratorial, just a fact for whatever reason. most common on 3 lane highways were you wouldn't think this should happen.
--you're running a little bit late.
--yeah, ran into an ohio highway special.
--i know how that goes!
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Stealing your {friends} {girlfriend}.
-Yo, girl i can treat you better than that dude.
:Two weeks later:
-WTF! man you totally just did a highway robbery on me!
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The attitude of believing that one is always right and that anyone who doesn't agree has no business dealing with you.
My boss seems to believe in my way or highway. He micromanages everyone and fires anyone who disagrees with him about anything.
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Same as a dirt pipe milkshake, when a person drinks cum a fellow has just deposited in their asshole.
My hershey highway streetsweeper had an exotic flavor this morning.
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When a girl with one or more STD's has shaved her pubes into a landing strip, it is a "highway to the danger zone"
Thought it was really cool that Mary's pubes were so manicured, but since I got diagnosed with herpes from eating her out, I realized it was just a highway to the danger zone