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Snapchat Couples

Snapchat couples are couples in school that seems super sweet on snap, but don’t show it in person. They say they love each other while texting, but not in person

Person one:“Bro, that Snapchat couple is making me mad. Says he loves her but doesn’t show it.”
Person two: “What’s. Snapchat couple?”
Person one: “Snapchat couples are couples in school that seems super sweet on snap, but don’t show it in person. They say they love each other while texting, but not in person”

by I love her❤️🤦‍♂️🤞 June 22, 2018

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Urban couple

A urban couple is that boy and or girlfriend that writes a definition on urban dictionary about they significant other u see my problem with this is when I think of urban dictionary I think of funny definitions not your significant other when I think of Alivia I think of a women that puts olives in her vagina I don’t see a intelligent attractive human being who’s perfect because I’m not a narcissist I want to laugh not to vomit at your clique definitions atleast be creative about it.

Jenifer is a awesome hot human being.
Stop this is so generic were not a urban couple

by poop the man April 16, 2019

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Couples Disease

When 2 people (both in seperate relationships) are so used to being in a couple that they are adapted to being in a pair. If the other half of the relationship is not around, then the person will try to form a pairing with another person (preferably someone who is also in a relationship). This pairing usually contains no sexual activity, but will usually contain some "snuggling" if it is an other night situation.

These people (ever since being in a relationship) crave being in a pair. This will mean that in groups of 3, if there are 2 people in a relationship and one person who is single, the two people currently in a relationship will attach to each other due to the fact that they have something in common (the fact that they are both in a relationship). This will leave the person who is not in a relationship left out of conversation (see "Third Wheel).
This leaves the single person to realize this, and will give him the urge to write this on urban dictionary (because he has nothing better to do and is single...)

You cannot contract the disease without being in a relationship, as you don't feel the NEED to bond (that doesn't mean they don't WANT to form a bond though...)

Mac is going out with *insert girl A's name here
Mia is going out with *insert boy A's name here

Mac and Mia decide to snuggle up together for the night leaving *insert lonely person's name here* on his own for the night. Lonely person realizes that Mac and Mia have Couples Disease

by DMAN03 July 11, 2012

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hentai couple

When the couple consists of a big fat ugly monster and a small loli. Usually used to prefer to a straight couple with a dramatic height difference. Now when its the girl that's big, and the guy that's small, that's where it gets interesting. :^)

Person 1: Man.. Greg is 6'4 and Shelly is 5'1 isn't that kind of weird?
Person 2: That's kind of hot though, Think about, they're a hentai couple.
Person 1: Oh yeah... :^)

by hahathatsthesexnumber April 4, 2018

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Couple Tees

The gentle art of matching identical clothes with a significant other (especially t-shirts).

It is not uncommon to see entire matching outfits, including shoes and accessories. Occasionally entire families and done up head to toe in matching outfits.

Most commonly seen in East Asian countries, but there have been sightings of such airbrushed classiness on the U.S. Gulf Coast.

"On the beach I saw lots of couple tees today."

"Oh my God, are those three guys wearing couple swimming trunks?"

by gdolezal February 17, 2009

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couple three

Couple Three is whatever you want it to be, it all just depends on the context of which it is used; see examples below

"I would love to couple three that chic."

"We're going to go out and drink a couple three"

"You're a no-good couple three."

"That girl is a COUPLE THREE."

by JESSA!! May 27, 2008

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couple-out

when two people in a relationship opt to hang out with only each other instead of joining friends or engaging in other social activity. the decision to "couple out" is consciously made by each member in the relationship, under the acknowledgment of the possible consequences: (1) never being invited to hang out with friends ever again , (2) losing one's reputation of being fun-loving and/or cool, (3) the risk of being verbally shamed by terms like "pussy whipped" or "lame" when seen again by friends.

Brett: "Why isn't our boy here at our party?"
Chet: "I just called him. Him and his girl are going to couple-out. They're going to watch a movie at home instead."
Brett: "Lame, dude."

by my name is d. i thought i was the only one. October 29, 2007

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