A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.
DAMN............ Dem aint Kankles, Dems KEGS!
A word used to describe a people pleaser with no friends. This can also be used for people who have done you dirty and cannot be trusted.
She hooked up with my boyfriend... she’s such a keg!
Kegas
Means being keg or extremely cool in Norwegian.
Bro 1: Yo, I got sucked last night.
Bro 2: Bruh, that's keg!
Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023
the same as a bucket list, but for college something you want to do before graduating college
friend 1: hey man, last night i shot gunned a tall boy and then landed a flip off the couch at the beta house
friend 2: cool dude! that’s totally on my keg list
discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.
Status Update:
"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"
no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.
The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.
1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.
"That guy fell over because there was no keg standary to support him."