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When one gets very hard at a poor time
When I saw Ms. Johnson's cleavage it was a Cuban Missile Crisis.
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You wanna know what a North Korean Missile is? Look up.
I hear about North Korean Missiles being made by the government of North Korea!
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A variation of the Tennison Gambit that you use in chess when your chess opponents threaten thermonuclear war. Your opponents don't stand a chance against this strategy!
The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead.
the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating Korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)
Aar: How was last nights dinner?
Kas: Great, but it ended in a Korean Missile Crisis
Aar: Oh...
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To use a condom during intercourse.
A prayer spell from RuneScape that blocks the user from damaging missiles.
Girl A: Jimmy used Protect From Missiles last night.
Girl B: roflcopter.
"Dude, I'm so lucky I had enough prayer points to use protect from missiles last night with Angie."
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'RRRRRRRRRRRRR ANTI-POON MISSILE TO THE FACE!! CHANG! CHANG!!'
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A variation of the popular mangina; when you tuck your dong behind your legs, but leave your sack out front for everyone to behold. A "look Ma, no hands" version of the brain.
"Shawn creatively showed his friends a stealth missile, rather than flashing a played-out mangina."
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