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The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.
I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!
The butthole
Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond
When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long
Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!
Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!
queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE
crackhead: ouu whats it called
queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.
irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!
queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE
crackhead: ouu whats it called
queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots
When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.
Jon:" Hey did you hear Vince and Angie broke up? Yeah he moved in with Sean in an apartment on South Beach."
Paul: "Yeah that guy says he's not gay, but heknows where the pond is.