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Austin: hey I got a new dirtbike
Jake: Man that's thirsty
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These days it is a well-known fact that every Thursday is the day you go down to your local dive bar and it has been infested by loud college girls and juice-heads with pink shirts.
Man 1 "Todd, who are all these people?
Man 2 "Thirsty Thursdays man."
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A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).
Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.
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a female that is buggin' for a beer
damn there were some thirsty bitches at the club last night
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Thirsty Thursday’s is where every single human being on earth is aloud to be thirsty for sex.
Dam girl it’s thirsty Thursday, go out and get you some dick!
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When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.
I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.
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When a woman or man in a serious relationship is so thirsty for an engagement ring it consumes them.
Shannon: Do you think he'll propose for my birthday? He has to. Either way the wedding is almost completely planned.
Steph: Girl, you need to stop being so ring-thirsty.
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