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The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.
Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?
A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium
Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"
Guy 1: "Damn..."
Coach dumbass is the coach that loves to do shit like bang his head in walls and forget to start the clock for practice. Often sets himself up to be the butt of the joke.
Man coach dumbass is really on one today:
Supercool baseball coach and teacher that gives you money for water bottles
Coach Myers is awsome
he's only the best person on Big Mouth, we all love him.
person 1: u watch big mouth?
person 2: hell yeah, coach steve is poggers
something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.
Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"
Joe:" burn it."
Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.
Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”