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Tie his shoe

to perform sexual favors

"He asked her to tie his shoe, and she said yes! What a ho!"

by ohsnapitsthetor March 20, 2009

40๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bow tie science

The pseudoscience used by Bill Nye the Science Guy. This science has no actual scientific background or evidence to support it and spreads false facts. Bow tie science is typically used when you are given a large amount of money from companies to agree with tumblr science

After Bill started talking about how gender is like a kaleidoscope, we knew that it was only bow tie science.

by tobugoc May 15, 2017


winchester tie dye

When a female quifes in a mans face after having a load of cum blown in her twat and while she is on the rag, causing a red and white tie dye effect on his face. A variation on a Winchester, and a head shot.

Damn I got the best winchester tie dye from that girl at the bar last night

by tunazz June 11, 2008

53๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cincinnati Bow-tie

Fucking a woman's cleavage from above, rather than from below.

After the typical pearl necklace had been explored, she offered him a Cincinnati bow-tie, which he graciously accepted.

by Banana Joseph September 23, 2009

193๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


italian neck-tie

An act of torture in which the neck is sliced open at the bottom jaw and the tongue pulled through. Makes you look like a dumbass right before you die.

"How do I look?"
"Fine...wait, your italian neck-tie is a little crooked."

by Zac C June 3, 2005

86๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


tie goes to the runner

In baseball, if the runner is tagged at the same moment he reaches the base, he is considered safe.

In everything else, the benefit of the doubt goes to the one who finishes with the momentum.

June and Li are both super hot, but Li looks extra good right now in that green sweater, so...tie goes to the runner; I'm asking Li out.

by Rico Detroit September 27, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


tie one off

To drink to the point of extreme intoxication. Synonymous with tie one on.

Eric: I think I'm going to tie one off tonight.

by littlebadger June 19, 2009

96๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž