The act of passing time on Tinder
"Hey bro what are you doing?"
*bro sitting there swiping left and right*
"Im just tinderizing"
Bending the truth on Tinder to soften someone up and give a better impression of yourself.
"Sorry I took so long to write back bro. I was tinderizing this girl before our date later. I was telling her that I work out EVERY SINGLE DAY. LOL.
The shift in quality between a girl's tinder profile pics, and what she looks like in real life.
I was very keen on Sarah until the tinder shift took effect and what showed up at the bar to meet me was unrecognisable.
When a tinder date hinders another potential
My date last night was a tinder hinder. I wasn’t into her and she prevented any possibility with anyone else for the night
That person who has tinder but barely swipes right for various reasons, such as being skeptical of a profile being fake or finding a person too attractive or unattractive.
John: Did you see that Mike is on tinder now
Joe: What's the point? He's just a tinder chicken anyway.
A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.
I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!
It's like Netflix and chill without Netflix.
Kenny: "Hey Mandy wanna come over and have a tinder night"
Mandy: "Sure I'll pick up the condoms"
Kenny: "Wait I thought we were just gonna be swiping on our phones."
Mandy: "Tinder night means we fuck, dumbass"