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When you sneak around with an erection that is covered with a small towel
Carter was tip toweling to the kitchen to get a midnight snack when Nana turned on the light and discovered his hidden erection.
When a guy has the incredible flexibility to suck his own dick, only a true legend can master the art of tip sipping
Guy 1: bro I wish I could be getting a blow job right now
Guy 2: wtf why don't you just start tip sipping
Guy1: are u joking only legends can do that shit
1. The process of planning the cost of anything you are willing to spend your money on with the idea you will spend the equivalent to that or less, in turn it results in costing more by at least 20%.
2. The final pricing of any advertised product.
The computer advertised for $499.99 comes to a final total of $687.32 with tax, warrantee, and spyware. The Tip Rule.
Dan: "I'm going to the bar and keeping it to $50 bucks."
Chris: " Remember The Tip Rule bro."
Doing homework; Anything school related (i.e. projects, papers, reading, etc.)
Jess: What's up for tonight?
KB: I'm on my nerd tip now so I'm bouta get wild tonight... u
When a male masturbates before bed and a little bit of sperm is left behind causing the male to have to get up to have a very painfully hot pee for the next 30 minutes
Guy1: aw man i was jacking off before bed and i got tip burn
Guy2: aw dude that's brutal!
high upper class, looks down on common folk. someone who is rich and knows it,
You'd probably prefer some tip nosed fancy restaurant like McDonalds or something...
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The Tip Continuum is the ethereal construct of the nature of wealth which flows through the food service nexium. Controlled by The Waiter Gods who attempt to insure the just and decent distribution of wealth to all who lay their gratuities at their table cloth drapped alter. The Tip Continuum is subject to many variables, chaos math, and Health Department inspections. As such it occasionally can be thrown, seemingly out of balance by forces beyond human comprehension.
The New Hooters down the street had created a strong disturbance in the Tip Continuum.
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