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A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.
Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.
Friend: No way bro! That sucks!
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A derogatory term used by salespeople and service providers for the educated consumer who carefully considers his or her options before deciding whether to purchase a product or service and who is not necessarily committed, at the beginning of the process, to purchasing anything at all
This tire kicker hired me to help him buy a house and just kept finding problems with every place I showed him. "This place costs twice as much as I'm willing to pay." "The roof of that place is about to cave in." What's this guy's problem?
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Extremely tired to the point that people are under the impression you got trashed the previous night.
I was trying to stay awake in my 8:00am class this morning, but there was no point. I was trashed tired.
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A sexual act where one partner gives the other a Rim Job except the recipient failed to wipe their ass after their last shit, thus making the rim/tire muddy.
After taking a shit i realized there was no toilet paper to wipe my ass with, so i called in my girlfriend and had her give me a muddy tire.
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A whore usually found at car meet that gets passed around more than your drift spares at a event with your buddy's. usually wearing leggings and busted ass uggs that have more camber than your first 240. Claims she likes cars but drives a stock civic.
My dude at the meets always picks up tire lickers.
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Similar to the Third Wheel, the spare tire is that fifth person you bring on a double date who has to sit by themselves.
This can be especially embarrasing if the spare tire has to pull up a chair to a booth for four.
Spare tires are usually your socially awkward homies or people you feel bad for.
I'm never hanging out with Billy again. He said we were just going to the movies with 'some friends' but I actually just got played into being the spare tire!
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When a hoe blows mad mud and does not wipe, and you fuck the SHIT out of her asshole; followed by making a ring of shit around her asshole.
Yo, that bitch was hungry for a dirty tire. So she came out of the shitter and I slapped my dick in her dirty asshole and made a fat ring around her pooper. Wow, it was great.
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