Tissue roll

What people for some reason think is the shield against the virus when, in fact, it isn't.

Sharon: Hey caroline I stocked up on tissue roll because of the virus

Caroline: what?

An alarm clock tissue

It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.

Rishik, I feel like I am an alarm clock tissue in this relationship.

tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

ISSUE TISSUE

CODE NAME FOR SANITARY NAPKINS

GIRL ONE: HEY JENNY I NEED TO GO HOME FOR A MOMENT. MY PERIOD IS HERE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY TAMPONS HERE.
GIRL TWO: OH DON'T WORRY, I KEEP A SUPPLY OF ISSUE TISSUE WITH ME.

tissue tip

When a man has tissue on the end of his Bell end from wanking and not washing it.

Hey girlfriend was getting naughty with some guy the other day, and he had tissue on the end when I went down on him, so I now call him tissue tip.

Soggy tissue

A texture (usually referred to food) that is between soggy and crispy.

This Kunafa feels like a soggy tissue.

gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.

My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom