When you take too many laxatives, and you get bad diarrhea for a few to several days. Commonly occurs after laxative pranks.
My girlfriend put a a bunch of laxatives in my food, and now I have laxative diarrhea
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Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".
Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...
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To have diarrhea so painful, either through burning, squirting, or plastering your porcelain throne with feces. During this process, the pain drives you to thoughts of suicide or wishing you were dead, hence suicide.
Joe: Where's Ted?
Tim: He is cowering in bed after the suicide diarrhea of a lifetime.
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1)An adj. given to someone who exspresses their awkwardness through words.
2)Used to describe a person who can not control his random thoughts from exploding, which get them into trouble.
Talking to a new crush:
I really think you are cool and think about you all the time. I actually think about you 24/7 and what our children will look like even their names.
Crushie:
Yeah thats pretty impressive, but you have the worst case of verbal diarrhea I have seen in awhile and scare me so I would rather not.
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The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.
1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
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When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.
I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!
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what one may experience after a long night of drinking, or eating lots and lots of sugar before bed.
-hey man, let's take a morning jog
-not today, my burning diarrhea this morning left me with old school diaper rash
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