Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

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Do not want!

Used to indicate that one does not want to see, hear, know, or have anything to do with something. Used for comic effect.

Originates from an alleged, bad English-to-Chinese-to-English translation of Star Wars Episode III. In the end, Darth Vader's infamous "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" is subtitled "DO NOT WANT!"

"Check it out guys, naked photos of Donald Rumsfeld!"

"DO NOT WANT!"

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prebaldy do

When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".

Bruce Willis opted for the prebaldy do, rather then be made fun of for wearing a wig.

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do it up

Meaning go for it.

Jim: I'm tired, I might go lie down.
Dani: do it up.

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Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

Do a Stoney

To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.

Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.

do someone

do someone- have sex or ride someone

dude look at that hottie i would totally do someone like him

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