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The act of inserting skittles into one's urethra so that when they ejaculate during oral their sexual partner "tastes the rainbow."
Jimmy eagerly inserted each color flavor of the tropical skittles pack (the tropical thunder variation) inside his dick hole as Elsa waited in the other room awaiting the surprise promised to her the entire 7hour flight to Hawaii. The door flung open from the bathroom into the master sweet, Jimmy's dick half mast and lumpy from the inside out Drizzling pinkish precum elsa takes his now hard yet still lumpy skittles filled cock into her mouth, the best tasting cock she'd ever had. Jimmy lasts a mear 2minutes before ejecting each and every last of the skittles into the back of Elsa's throat as Jimmy loudly moans "Skittle surprise"
when you put some skittles in your mouth and then rip a bong so the smoke tastes like the rainbow
mike: dude abby, what are doing?
abby: its this new technique im trying out, its called a skittle rip
Mike:taste the rainbow!
When someone with a hairy asshole gets little crusty shit coated pellets hanging from their ass fur.
Roger had to have his girlfriend trim the shit skittles from his bung hole. They were in knots.
to be skittle worthy one must be hott, sexy and have a hella sexy body.
There is a skittle commercial where the guy can turn anything he touches into skittles. Therefore, when you are called skittle worthy your shirt/pants/or other clothing is thought to be touched and turned into skittles, so there is no more clothes.
Damn, Nick is skittle worthy.
Hey, ya know that Dusty kid, he is totally skittle worthy.
I woke up next to Kyle Clark this morning, all i remember was damn he was skittle worthy.
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when you see a woman with many different raced children, ei-if one of her children is white,another is black, and another is asian-those children are referred to as skittle babies.
We were at walmart and this one lady had tons of skittle babies. Maria has alot of skittle babies, infact she has a full rainbow.
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when one tries to get the last hit of crack out of their crack pipe, and the pipe gets so hot it burns their dirty ass crack head lips leaving behind burns that look like red skittles!!!
John Kelly was so high he didn't realize there was nothing left in his crack pipe and kept lighting it until he gave himself skittle lips.
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TO SEE HOW MANY SKITTLES YOU CAN FIT IN ONES ASSHOLE
NO LUBE PERMITTED!
Alex: Hey James how many skittles can you fit in your asshole
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D
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