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When a ladies period blood leaks and bleeds up their maxi pad causing the menstrual jelly to ball up and adhere to their muff.
After Jordan passed out drunk last night with her maxi pad on, she awoke to patch of furry ketchup.
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When, during the act of anal sex but prior to getting your nut, one applies a liberal amount of ketchup to the penis and/or anus of the recipient. The 'Ketchup Poopsicle' is then finished off with a blow job that completely cleans off the penis and causes ejaculation.
Casual Observer A: "I say, that girl in the white gloves has an enormous ass."
Casual Observer B: "I bet you a dollar that I can sell her a Ketchup Poopsicle."
Casual Observer A: "I say, how was your liason with the girl in the white gloves?"
Smug Casual Observer B: "Good sir, you owe me a dollar. She ate my Ketchup Poopsicle."
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When Ya Start bleeding out Ya Anus like a Period but opposite. Not to be confused with Ash Ketcham and Period.
Wow man you really got some Ass Ketchup. It's staining through your pants.
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what runs out of the corner of ones mouth while eating a chick during her period
Dud l had the ketchup drool going last night, Bev was on the rag
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The dried out ketchup on the lid of a ketchup bottle, sometimes clogging up the hole.
Ketchup Flakes are one of the most disgusting things in the world.
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Eating a girl out on her period
Have you ever had ketchup and dumplings?
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Ranch dressing. Pacific Northwest slang coined by Matt Manning
“Can we get a side of Ranch Dressing please?”
“Don’t you mean White Ketchup?”
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