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The sexual act of covering a vagina in peanut butter and having a man lick it off and then using peanut butter as lube to insert it into the anus.
hey zak, me and grenda did noodles in a toaster.
nice going garrett, noodles in a toaster is the way to go.
Making burnt toast soft again by adding water.
I used a reverse toaster on cole
Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter
Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?
Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel
-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel
When a small angry French man ejaculates all over his own tummy when sexually frustrated.
Amie was very upset that he wasn't getting enough attention from his partner so he decided to toaster strudel himself to satisfy his needs.
When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.
Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.
The act of taking a slice of bread and forming it into a ball roughly the size of a dollar coin and covered in melted cheese. (pepper jack is preffered) This ball is then inserted into a females vagina and may not be removed until thoroughly warmed.
Bro, last week I ate a radical messy toaster.