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tomato snob

A gardener who refuses to eat tomatoes s/he didn't grow in the garden. Can be used for all other produce grown in a garden as someone who won't eat anything s/he didn't grow.

"I'm such a tomato snob, I can't go out to eat anymore."

by toughmutts July 4, 2009


carved tomato

a gaping butthole

ew i hate girls with a carved tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021


Golden tomato

When the vagina is so good it has you hooked. You will do anything for that piece of vagina.

What does she have a golden tomato?

by The Tiguere Will December 4, 2021


Tomato milkshake

When you creampie someone on their period.

Gave my girlfriend a tomato milkshake last night.

by Penaldman July 6, 2017


Virginia tomato

When you have sex with a girl on her period untill your balls are coated in blood and then tea bag her

Him: Dude, I gave my girl a Virginia tomato last night.

Me: that's nasty dude.

by Hachetman86 February 26, 2021


tomato frequencies

Tomato frequencies are the sounds that can be heard after someone is woken up and is trying to go back to sleep. (A airplane passing by, talking downstairs, the sound of the highway).

John: How did you sleep last night Tod?
Tod: Man. I just couldn’t because of these dumb tomato frequencies in my ear.

by Nalydylan June 13, 2023


Tomato queen

A boss ass bitch who rules all tomatoes (people). She is queen and people bow down to this bitch.

Omg she is slaying. She is a tomato queen

by Anonymous BOSS ASS BItCH March 9, 2017