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The world's most brilliant filmmaker, Mr. Wiseau is an accomplished actor and director responsible for the masterpiece "The Room". Tommy's IQ is estimated to be in the range of 156-161.
Also occasionally referred to as "That actor who looks like the guy from The Interview".
I went to a screening of The Room, and bore witness to Tommy Wiseau.
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Quite possibly the dumbest motherfucker to ever have a seat in the United States senate.
A former Auburn football coach (and an awful one at that) that ran for Senate in Alabama despite knowing absolutely fuck all about politics. He is incapable of identifying the three branches of government in the United States, doesn't even know the reason why the U.S. fought in World War II, and rejects the January 6th commission "until they make it bipartisan", despite the commission already being bipartisan.
Only voted in because Alabama voters only care whether or not a candidate has an 'R' after their name, as long as said candidate doesn't have credible pedophile accusations against them. (see Roy Moore)
Noteworthy Tommy Tuberville moments:
-Claims the Jan. 6th insurrection "should've never happened" and was not justified (which is true, but...), despite one of his first orders of business being to try to overturn the 2020 election results and being complicit prior to this statement.
-In an interview, stated “Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way. You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”
-Claims his father fought in World War II “liberating Paris from socialism and communism.”
As time goes on, there's bound to be more. Alabama deserves better than this, but sadly, not much can be done when voters are stupid enough to vote for people like Tuberville. To think an actual politician like Doug Jones was voted out in favor of this clown.
the act of dabblying in mood alternators for a period of twelve hours and then being unable to move from the hunch position over a balcony at 6am in the morning due to the body finally saying no. Usually when "tommying Out" occurs, two or more of your friends will generally be watching and thorougly enjoying ever minute of it even doing there best for u to pack up another one.
oh dude is he tommying out again... That guy is a mac hine peacock.
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A scumbag with no equal. The kind of tough ass, New York/New Jersey/Philadelphia guido you find trolling mainstream clubs in the tri-state area. Usually a high school graduate or GED certified, a Tommy-bag is an aggressive sociopath that should be avoided at all cost.
A tommy-bag finds it difficult to interact socially with the world around him. He interprets every sensory perception as a threat to his masculinity, and therefore has a hard time leaving somewhere without first being thrown out.
You can recognize a tommy-bag by his orange skin, gold chain,kangol hat, stifling amounts of cheap cologne, and a hostile, negative attitude toward everything in general.
The tommy-bag spends his days filling the minds of others with his ignorant opinions on sports, municipal politics, and women, usually in a local tavern or bar or even more likely, sports talk radio.
Phil's getting thrown out of the pizza shop again. What a tommy-bag
I cant believe that big fucking tommy-bag wanted to fight that waitress.
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A homophobic bigot who may or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins
Dude 1: “Dude, you fuck pumpkins? Isn’t your dick orange by now?”
Dude 2: “Yeah, and my dick is orange, I want it to look just like the dick of Tommy McMurtry!”
Dude 1: “Um, Siri, where’s the nearest therapy center?”
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Derived from rhyming slang of Tommy tit, meaning shit, and is directed at what you do in public toilets that are unclean. If you need a shit in a public toilet and it is to dirty to sit down you poo into your coat pocket, or gown pocket hence the Royal connection, to prevent having to touch anything else.
Isabell: What took you so long in the toilets?
Angus: They were rank so I had to have a Tommy Royal.
A verb used to describe when a gentleman engages in coitus with your sister the night before you ship off to war.
Can you believe that asshole Tommy-Lee'd my sister the night before I deployed?