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tool

1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts.

2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.

1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled.

2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.

by austin precipitates October 9, 2011


Tool

A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.

Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?

Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH

Steve- Tool

by VW2008 February 16, 2010


Tool

a person who is fake

Nick Divish is a tool.

by thatoneguy787878 May 10, 2010


tool

tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked

That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic

by updog15 March 15, 2010


tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.

That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.

by spiraldaddy May 10, 2016


Tool

Someone who's age is more than there IQ; a moron, but more moronic than a moron.

Person 1:did you hear Hillary Clinton during the debates?
Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!

by Mr.Republican2016 November 6, 2017


Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019