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mexican dogs with a black chair with fat peoples
i bought a obese tractor
Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).
Example #1
Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.
Example #2:
Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
The act of two women having anal sex with a double ended dildo ass to ass.
Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.
While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips
“Yo what happened to you homie?”
“Nothing my homie just gave me the Big Green Tractor.”
ever tired of the overused term “triggered” an attempt was made to switch to targeted. during a spoken mishap tractored came out and it’s been our go to ever since.
to be used in place of triggered.
no one: “opinion!”
me: “TRACTORED!!”
something you say when someone is talking about their home life.
My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor
The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.