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bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.

Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.

by Welch's gummies October 17, 2017


Connecticut Tractor Pull

The act of two women having anal sex with a double ended dildo ass to ass.

Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.

by Supertrucker56 October 16, 2022


Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).

Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.

by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019


Tractor Jam

When your tractor is jammed.

Sorry i was late, i had a tractor jam.

by Ryanchiller8 January 16, 2015


obese tractor

mexican dogs with a black chair with fat peoples

i bought a obese tractor

by yeywywtw November 10, 2018


obese tractor

mexican boys waiting in line to buy a black chair

those are obese tractors buying a chair

by yeywywtw November 10, 2018


the Big Green Tractor

While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips

“Yo what happened to you homie?”
“Nothing my homie just gave me the Big Green Tractor.”

by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy March 17, 2019