trojan balls

The act of showing your ball sack to someone using deceptive means.

Dude, I can't hang out with Matt anymore. He keeps pulling Trojan balls on me. His sack is so gross!! Ballbs To You Kanye West

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

Trojan war

When two men put on trojan condoms and have a sword fight with each other

Last night I watched Jim and Andy having a trojan war

Trojan Nut

cuck

Trojan Nut-When you've been cucking another man's girl hardcore and you're afraid you've gotten her pregnant, so you convince her to go have sex with her man unprotected so when and if the pregnancy comes up, you can argue it's not your kid

"Man I know you been fucking Steve's girl Raw, what if she turns up pregnant?"

"Naw man I'm way ahead of you, I made her go to steve a few times, if she comes up preggers, I'm gonna say it's not my kid."

Trojan faith

Punic faith; treachery.

He was hanged for his Trojan faith.

Trojan Trojan

A condom with a hole in, or one thin enough to rupture during climax. Much like the legendary Trojan horse, the Trojan Trojan gives the receiver a false sense of security, meaning one's soldiers can make their way deep into enemy territory.

"Trojan Trojan, huh?"
"Yeah because it's a Trojan horse but with Trojan condoms"
"Oh yeah lmao"

Mouth Pooper Trojan

A Trojan that poops in your mouth.

Today i'm gonna install Mouth Pooper Trojan becuase it's heathy for my and my PC!