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n; an individual that can both respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of hypothetical possible outcomes, data and analysis. Expounds exuberantly.
Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners from too much information.
Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but is more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.
Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores or local co-ops.
"Holy frigin swampdonkies, that Johnson kid's a wicked frigin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem.'
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A retarded person or someone who is incredibly stupid.
Blue: "PEWDIEPIE IS A NAZI!!"
Bob: "No you absolute turbo tard, stop listening to the wall street journal"
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this is where a male shaves their balls then decides to smash their balls into an unsuspecting victims naked forehead
quick hes asleep go turbo grundle him
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Turbo Jesus is a meme found on quickmemes regarding a deity greater than Jesus performing acts of greater heroism than Jesus Christ himself.
Jesus turned water into wine,
Turbo Jesus turned wine into cocaine.
Jesus died on cross and rose again in 3 days.
Turbo Jesus did it in 1.5 days. Jews saved.
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When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh
hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.
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One word- FAIL
The failure or closure of a company that skrews you over on parts.
"Hey man did you get those parts you ordered for you car online?"
"No they pulled a Turbo Toyotas."
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This is the practice of taking a hit off a joint holding the smoke in your mouth, then putting the joint ash side first into your mouth and blowing back the smoke through the joint into someone else'e mouth.
I want to get really high, so let's Turbo-Charge this Fattie.
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