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The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.
Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan
A simple heather or gray shirt, usually with long sleeves, paired with light-wash denim jeans. Origin — Park Jimin (b.1995) typical dance rehearsal wear combined with the term ‘Canadian Tuxedo’ which is denim on denim.
I was running thirty minutes late, so I decided to just go with a Jimin Tuxedo, it works with everything.
I would say the event is not too dressy, ideally a Jimin Tuxedo would be playing it safe!
If you packed lightly and have nothing else to wear during this trip than pull off a Jimin Tuxedo.
Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.
Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"
Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.
“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”