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Among us

Anyone under the age of 10 will automatically find this word to be funny

Random dude m: ok so what do u think about among us
10 year old boy: LOL U JUST SAID AMONG US SUS HAHAHA😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀😭😂😂

by What is the point of a name November 18, 2021


Among Us

an astronaut game no one will shut their big fat mouths about

A typical Among Us game
Blue: Why did you call meeting orange?
Orange: Brown sus
Yellow: Proof?
Orange: Brown kill rose in admin
Lime: Right in Admin? Sounds pretty sus to me…
Brown: µm
Brown again: sorry I fell asleep, who sus?
Orange: Brown sus
Maroon, Lime, Pink, and Grey: Orange sus!
Orange: Biden, Purple, Parrot, Rodrick Heffley, Blue, Brown, Orange, Plant, Amogus, Ducky, Kitty, Grumpy Cat, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt are all sus.
Brown: vote orange
Orange was not The Impostor. 1 Impostor Remains
Red: can I interest you in some penis enlargement?
'Emergency Meeting'
Brown: Red sus
Red: wtf
Black: vote red
Red was not the Impostor. 1 Impostor remains
10 minutes later…
'Dead Body Reported'
Brown: Black was dead in Security, and White was standing on top of it.
White: No! I swear I was doing tasks!
Brown: You lie! I saw you on top of it!
Purple: Brown actually has a point. Brown? Was Black dead by wires?
Brown: No, he was dead by the monitor. White must have snuck in and killed him.
Purple: Maybe he was checking other areas. After all, we're on Polus.
Brown: Makes sense, Purple.
Purple: Arrrgh! Just vote White and get it over with!
White was the Impostor. 0 Impostors remain

by RedIsSoSus November 20, 2022


Among us

The new 'fortnite' where if your the imposter the crewmates slap that emergency button for walking into weapons 5 seconds into the game.

*among us emergency meeting*

RED (ME): What

Blue: its red

RED: bruh what we just started

*blue has voted*
*green has voted*

RED: Let's skip

*purple has voted

Brown: why is my name red

*lime has voted*
*red has voted*
*teal has voted*
*white has voted*

*Red received 8/10 votes*

Red: fuck you all!!!

by Udderate Madness October 8, 2020


terms of use

Things people never check or read

Person 1:Did you check the terms of use

Person 2:Nah I read as much of it as congress reads there bills

by Kewldewd May 22, 2014


public use

A person to be used by anyone, typically in a public place
The person is normally bound to something and to be used in anyway that the other people want.

I have a public use fantasy to be used in anyway that people want.

by Your average person420 August 24, 2022


NOT LIKE US

A family friendly minecraft youtuber.
He makes content. Its ok. I guess.

Whats up guys, Its NOT LIKE US!

by MajesticPotato60 October 27, 2020

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Useful Act

When you do something useful for the world. It can be anything big or small, long-term or a once off. Something that you wish more people just did, anything that you've wanted to do for ages but haven't got round to, or just something nice for someone.

"I just spent an hour helping out my friends housemate by drying and putting way all their dishes." "For no reason? you just did a Useful Act"

I'm going to tell people how important and wonderful they are, to their faces while they're there. Rather than think it after they leave.

"Just got my bike fixed so that I can replace one unnecessary drive per week with a bike ride instead" "I've been meaning to do that! It's such a Useful act"

"I got to netball early tonight, so instead of just sitting by myself for 30 minutes like usual, I scored a game with no subs so that the players on court wouldn't have to. It kept me occupied and was a Useful Act"

"I want to spend more time playing with my dog, it's a useful act"

by Cotties November 28, 2012