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ultimate cunt

The elite of the highest ranking cunts. They are the center of attention but are loyal to their friends.

"you're a cunt"
"no, i'm the ultimate cunt"

by theelite July 15, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ultimate WEAPON

The second easiest WEAPON to beat in FF7. It takes the longest and is a pain to track down after each battle. The WEAPON itself is not too tough. To engage combat, wait for it to hover, then ram it with your airship. Most of its attacks do 1,500-3,000 points of damage. After taking 5,000-10,000 points of damage, the WEAPON will fly away and you have to track it down. Repeat this until the final battle over Cosmo Canyon where it will crash and destroy much of the canyon. Watch out for Ultimate's final attack, Shadow Flare, doing 5,000 points of damage if blocked by MBarrier. The rewards for your success are the Ultima Weapon and access to the Ancient Forest.

I was so pissed at Ultimate Weapon for making me take 20 minutes track it down, so I used KOTR and it headed straight for Cosmo Canyon.

by Master Tonberry February 3, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ultimate fighting

a common misconception for the sport of mixed martial arts as the front runner is the ultimate fighting championchips this term came about when the ultimate fighter series aired causing many people who dont know about the sport to call the sport as a whole ultimate fighting when its really mixed martial arts. this is an easy way to tell who knows about the sport and who is a "tuf noob" a common way to tell is someone who wears tapout from hottopic and refers to fighters by their nicknames and calls them ultimate fighters

jim-dude did you see the ultimate fighting last night iceman lidell got knocked out by rampage jackson it was sick
tyler-wow your idiot its called mixed martial arts and chuck leaves his hands around his waist
jim-are you sure i think its called ultimate fighting
tyler- wow you really are a tuf noob

by tyler a April 30, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


ultimate blumpkin

The Ultimate Blumpkin is to receive fellatio whilst depositing feces in the lavatory, AND reading the Sports Page. Thus creating the ultimate male experience.

"I just received an Ultimate Blumpkin. By the way, did you hear about the "big trade involving your hometown team"?"

by Blumpking777 December 12, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ultimate Warrior

1)A crazy man who changed his last name to match his wrestling persona: WARRIOR.

2)Anyone who is racist, bigoted, homophobic, or feels that there are "right" and "wrong" opinions.

3)A person who is uncaring towards people of a lesser standard.

4)Insane.

The Ultimate Warrior is nuts.

by Zero April 9, 2005

63๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


ultimate spunk

If you are top level spunky, you are an ultimate spunk.

(n.) Brat.

Dave Nap is an ultimate spunk.

by yadiiiig February 21, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ultimate spew

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. Iโ€™m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.

by The Negro Ninja May 31, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž