The most evil vile creatures in existence they steal all of the attention and are freaking brats
Did you see how rude that unicorn was!?
Yes I hate them so much. They are the devils spawn
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Kristaps Porzingis. Or Kristaps Porzingod. The Knicks legend in the making.
Guy: Yoooo! You see the Knicks game last night?
Guy #2: Yeah the unicorn dropped 30 again!
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A term used by straight couples on the verge of a breakup to describe an individual who would be willing to enter a threesome with them. Named a βunicornβ as itβs rare someone would be willing to enter that volatile mess of a relationship.
βHey did you hear? Stacy and Mark went on Tinder to look for a unicorn to try to save their dying relationship!β
βDo you think itβll work?β
βNope!β
βUgh, I went on a dating app to look for a relationship but all Iβm getting is straight couples looking for a unicorn!β
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Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.
*Awkward silence*
"A UNICORN DIED!!"
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Code word for the βtime of the monthβ for girls.
I am on my unicorn!
My unicorn is bugging me!
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The word unicorn is a way to say I'M A UNICORN, it's a way to say I'm happy ya'll and also a way to say that you love the song pink fluffy unicorn here are some way to hashtag unicorn....#Unicorn #unicornpower #unicornarethebesta. Here are 4 other thing unicorn means, 1.that girl is a unicorn, that means she/he is always happy popular and eCT
2.I'm a unicorn, means you adore unicorns more then you love wifi,your mom,your dad even starnger things. 3.π΅pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbowπ΅ if you sing this you are retarded, last but not least number 4.why you not a unicorn? That question always to be awnser or else but if you don't know how to awnser here is a way: because I'm allergic to unicorns,
I am but it doesn't show
That was what unicorn means
Example : why you not a unicorn bruh like why
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