When your give someone a lollipop for accidently giving them a virus on any social site.
Joe gave Bob a virus on facebook, so he gave him a virus pop afterwards
Baqua virus who is a clipper of hololive
Baqua virus
Poor Cletus, he died doing what he loved, raw dogging disgusting trailer park trash. It’s no wonder he contracted the Linda Virus.
as mentioned in my previous entrys validsof is a type of person who watches hentai
there is also a scale for it
now here comes the scary part: anyone can be infected by the validsof virus turning them into a validsof
this causes them to watch hentai
Person 1: yo dude i heard about the validsof virus i really dont wanna get infected
Person 2 (is a validsof): dont worry just stay beside me i wont infect you
When a male doesn't receive or get pussy often and gets a virus called pussy virus that puts them in a depression that can be deadly in no more than a couple months
A virus closely related to Ebola with a 50% death rate, which is not widely known because no large outbreaks have been reported for decades. The early symptoms include jaundice, blood in eyes, and head and stomach pains. Later symptoms are vomiting up one’s stomach lining and blood (or vomito negro), meager brain activity, and hemorrhaging, which includes the liquifying of one’s organs and blood seeping from all orifices. Marburg is closely linked to bat guano in Kitum Cave.
Shem Musoke is a survivor of Marburg virus, which he was infected with after a patient with it vomited in his face.
The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.
Stage 1: Infection
Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.
Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.
Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.
Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.
Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..