Henry the vacuum cleaner

Is a vaccum cleaner which cleans things up. And has a face on it. :)

"Did you know that Luke p, the one that lives in Bristol, uses Henry the vaccum cleaner to clean himself up after doing you know what, sometimes it does it for him ;)" said a normal person

"Wow that's horrible, only real crazy people would do that" replied another normal person.

Henry the vacuum cleaner. We love you.

Southern Vacuum Seal

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.

The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.

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Vacuum Soup

Phrase added to subject line or body of e-mail denoting multiple parties are CC'ed, or BCC'ed.
Mainly used to prevent inappropriate but common comments from being replied to all recipients.

Steve (to teachers, softball coaches and school admins): Did you see what Jenny can do with a bat?

Idiot Friend: (Replies to all) No, but I'll tell you what I'd like to see her do with a bat!
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Steve (to teachers, friends and school admins): Did you see what Jenny can do with a bat?
ps - vacuum soup

Idiot Friend: (Replies to all) No.

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Travelling Vacuum salesman

When you are far from your home and a man date-rapes your woman (who lives at your home) while she is at home through shiny consumer goods.

So I came home from New York and Claire told me that she was struck by a Travelling Vacuum salesman. After reprimanding her I tracked the man down and destroyed him.

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Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.

Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart

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Vacuum guy/girl

The people you see in supermarkets that seem to think they exist in a vacuum and block the whole aisle, so transfixed by the products on the shelves.

You can sometimes pass by them after saying "excuse me" about the third time.

Guy 1: Dude, he/she sure was a vacuum guy/girl, what's so fascinating about the shampoo aisle anyway?

Guy 2: He/She sure was, he/she seemed genuinely amazed that a busy downtown store actually had other people in it.

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Nebraska Vacuum Cleaning

To masturbate with the tube of a vacuum.

if your not home by tommorrow im gonna have to give myself Nebraska Vacuum Cleaning"

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