smurf village

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.

hey smurf village!

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Highland Village

Highland Village, Texas is a growing city located west of Lewisville on FM 407. The majority of the population consists of a ratio of 50 Dude Bros to one female. This city is a shady party spot controlled by five cops, and the coolest place to hang out is a Starbucks located on Morris. The citizens just received their first movie theatre in 2008. Yippee.

Fuck that party in Highland Village! I want to have fun.

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village kid

scummy filthy kids who have no friends or money and live in the slums.

Usually the family will have a lazy loser father figure who keeps them in poverty.

that village kid is gross and so is his family.

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minecraft villager

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.

"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

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value village

An awesome store that sells nice suits for under 5 dollars and if you are really poor, they are easy as hell to steal from.

Hey Tyrone, lets go to value village and fill up a back-pack full of things to steal... even though we could the store with pocket-change.

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village of the dammned

Another name for Sunderland, also known as the 'Land of the Unwashed'.

Husband : looks like they're gonna add another metro stop on the Sunderland line.
Wife : What are they gonna call it?
Husband : Village of the Damned, me thinks?

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Village Bicycle

Someone who seems to go out with every person in a group of friends

Luke: Would You say Kelly is a Village Bicycle?
Ollie: Yes i suppose she is.

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