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A popular game where you randomly make your cock pop out of a box with holes while the other player tries to wack at it with his own cock.
Man you wanna play wack a cock? Ok but only up to 20.
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The morning wack is a routine masturbation session that takes place every day, either before or during the morning shit or while taking a shower before work.
The morning wack may or may not be a direct result of having a morning wood, but certainly encourages the routine aspects of this session. Of course the morning wack is just one of many sessions that will take place throughout the day
Sun shines through the window in the morning, slowly waking up John
John: Ahhh, what a beautiful day. Oh shit! What time is it?
Looks over at the alarm clock
John: Fuck! It's already 7:30 and work starts at 8. I'm not going to have time for my morning wack! Oh wait a minute...today is Saturday. Ahhh, great. Now I'll have plenty of time to look at Girls Do Porn dot com.
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the feeling of a chaffed ass crack after you've been waiting tables or walking around all day. Commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your ass crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.
"dude, i worked a double today at applebees and i have major wack crack.."
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When one places their schlong against their thighs in such a way that moving back in forth leads to an orgasim.
Russ, I can't believe that you pulled off a thigh wack in math class. You really are an animal.
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Don't neglect taking vitamins on off days~It throws the whole week out of wack.
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Someone who is crazy and/or has lost their mind and acts like a damn lunatic. Someone you should avoid at all costs as they may be a harm to yourself or others.
Let's cross the street. We don't want to walk next to that wack job on the corner who's walking in circles and talking to himself.
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Describes an appearance of an object not aligned the way one would expect it to be. This is not necessarily pejorative since an object could be designed or placed to be out of alignment.
"If you really want to put a king-size bed in that small room of yours, you will have to put it all tilty-wack just to get in and out of the room."
"That tabletop is tilty-wack. Everything rolls right off."
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