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An emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. Applies to s scene kids too. Usually posers.
Hazel: Wow, Jen is such a Walmart Emo. She wears those Miley Cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.
Jim: I know, right?
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Any sort of casserole made by a chain smoking white trash chick.
"Last night Sarah made Andy a Walmart bake. I bet she ashed in it."
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When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your
ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom
Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.
Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.
Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET
a worse and often 'cheaper' version of something.
"Bethany's shoes are the Walmart version of Uggs."
"I look like the Walmart version of him."
When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.
Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?
An insult used to describe incompetent people who take the scooters at Walmart cause they're too lazy to walk. This term is typically used in a normal setting to call someone overweight or very lazy. (or both)
Person A: That Sky chick is a Walmart rider
Person B: I know, I wish she would actually be more helpful