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when you pull your pants down and fart into a towl,or cloth of somesort and proceed to cover it over someone's face.
dude did you guys see that mervin just got a wolken wash.
forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.
another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.
Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".
when a square, socially awkward woman brain-washes you into thinking saying things like "gee whizz" or "kookoo bananas" are comical cool things to say.
person 1: gee whiz! that crazy little tike is kookoo bananas!
person 2: this bitch is so jane-washed
person 3: haha, i know huh! lets throw things at her later
A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.
"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"
The act of using febreeze to "wash" bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. Usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.
ex:1
-Hey man we gotta go now! Else we'll be late for the party!
-Oh I totally forgot! Hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.
ex:2
-I have no clean shirts!
-No prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.
Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.
The act of wiping ur ass, and then washing your hands
Friend: Are you almost done in there?
Me: Yea I just need to wipe and wash