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The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.
Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.
the best thing to have if u have a step sis it has many tasks u can wash clothes get ur step sis stuck in there
-man my step sis got stuck in the washing muschine
-man of culture i see..
The act of using febreeze to "wash" bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. Usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.
ex:1
-Hey man we gotta go now! Else we'll be late for the party!
-Oh I totally forgot! Hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.
ex:2
-I have no clean shirts!
-No prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.
washing pong occurs when you leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long that they start to stink.
yuck, you have a bit of washing pong
when you pull your pants down and fart into a towl,or cloth of somesort and proceed to cover it over someone's face.
dude did you guys see that mervin just got a wolken wash.
forcing an political opinion on a topic which doesn't have any discussion about it prior, particularly found on twitter.
another way to identify those who are politically washed is to examine whether they have high amounts of gullibility.
Adam: "This donut tastes incredible."
Jeff: "You sound like you're part of the far-right lmao"
Adam: "God damn, how embarrassing, you're so politically washed that you don't realize my comment has nothing to do with politics".
when a square, socially awkward woman brain-washes you into thinking saying things like "gee whizz" or "kookoo bananas" are comical cool things to say.
person 1: gee whiz! that crazy little tike is kookoo bananas!
person 2: this bitch is so jane-washed
person 3: haha, i know huh! lets throw things at her later