door watching

1. Watching a door

2. Standing at an open door watching something on the other side of such door, such as the TV, person across the street, your mom.

1. Shit! I thought I just saw that door move! I better keep an eye on it.

2. I watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy by door watching.

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Apple Watch

A smartwatch made by Apple, Its main feature is costing $329 to $15,000 ,Which may seem like a lot of money at first... Until you realize that it can tell time and draw dick picks and send them to your friends, making it seem like you got an amazing deal on it.

Im broke now that I bought an Apple Watch, At least I have the spinny thingy on the side

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dot watching

It means to watch the 3 dots on iMessage that mean the other person is still replying

I'm dot watching to see when Gabby replies.

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swedish watch

when someone asks about the tima and you pull out your penis and wrap it around your wrist like a watch and pretend to check the time. Very funny but you ought to be careful whos around as to avoid charges of sexual misconduct(not good)

john pulled a swedish watch on those chicks and i couldnt stop laughing

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Don't watch that

Meaning 'it's cool' or 'don't worry'...can also be used to say 'don't make judgemental attributions about me based on that previous action'

The versatile and neverending use of the phrase can also be used as reverse psychology to say 'keep an eye on that'

Rudeboy: ''yo bitch got caught wid another gyal''

Ruderboy: ''don't watch that, slag gave washing machine blowjobs anyway''

Rudeboy: ''you just poured ketchup on your apple pie''

Ruderboy: ''don't watch that, i'm blitzed''

Rudeboy: ''I heard your music video is getting played on bare channels''

Ruderboy: ''yeah don't watch that''

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Suicide Watch

A term widely known to all athletes. Failure to the degree that one would rather cause harm to themselves than to bear the embarrassment. Goes best with a cold glass of Bleach or a taunt rope.

Jaison Heard really messed that inning up, looks like he is on suicide watch again tonight.

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screen watching

when you're gaming split screen and the other player watches your screen to see where you are. usually done by stupid nubs.

So I was about to chainsaw him in the back of the head and he instantly turned around and killed me. He was obviously screen watching.

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