noodle wax

A Blow job

yo, that dime just gave me a noodle wax

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wax fux

To whoop someones ass at anything. Or being better at something than someone else.

You race someone and win. Then you WAX FUX
You beat someone at beer pong. You WAX FUX

penis wax

Congealed splooge

I woke up with penis wax after I super manned my philly ho.

Wax dab

Dab of wax

We need to go take a wax dab

wax museum

"wax museum" can be used as a metaphor for the past, memories, or nostalgic events

I just can't get over my past marriage, feels like I'm living in a wax museum.

shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.

"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."

Waxing loafer

When your wife tries to describe the phases of the moon and you make something up

That's a waning gibis moon, no that's a waxing loafer