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noodle wax

A Blow job

yo, that dime just gave me a noodle wax

by G-Dub Code name June 5, 2004

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wax fux

To whoop someones ass at anything. Or being better at something than someone else.

You race someone and win. Then you WAX FUX
You beat someone at beer pong. You WAX FUX

by The J Gunner June 16, 2008


wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer

Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"

by Quitopher June 5, 2017


VO5 wax

Something ed sheeran puts on his ginger hair

VO5 wax for my ginger hair

by 22girl December 12, 2017


wax dancing

Dancing on a wax floor. Sometimes people will put talcum or some other kind of slick substance, like wax, on a floor to minimize friction and allow shufflers to move around without much resistance. One can also put the given substance on the bottoms of their shoes.

If it wasn't for the idea of wax dancing, doing the moonwalk on that floor would be rather difficult.

by mr dude February 21, 2007


bitch wax

A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.

Damn dude, you stank like bitch wax.

by bitch12hoe April 9, 2015


Soldier wax

The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.

"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."

by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015