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Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage

In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.

by Scott M. July 11, 2003

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weapon of mass eruption

Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson

Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"

That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!

by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010

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weapon of mass distraction

Seriously large breasts

Tit

by Poon Tang September 26, 2003

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Weapons of Mass Delusion

George Bush's (pick one)excuse for going to war to scoff up some oil, regardless of how many people have to die for it.

Soon to be former President G.W. Bush used the Bush trademark "Weapons of Mass Delusion" to rush into a war that the rest of the world was trying desparately to stop.

by Super Dave February 11, 2004

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weapon of ass destruction

Gay slang for an exceptionally large penis, so named because of its tendency to cause anal bleeding during buggery. (see also dumdum bullet)

Hello Mr Archer, welcome to Belmarsh Prison. Your cellmate is Mad Mickey McPerve, i'd be very wary of him if i were you, he has a weapon of ass destruction, and he's not afraid to use it.

by Dunky Oggins November 28, 2003

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Weapons of Mass Destruction

The excuse of choice for any non-democratic deployment of force.

We have sufficient proof that Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction - like that rock, for inctance...see how it just sits there, watching, waiting...and them BANG! ZOOM! Right in the kisser...I will not wait for that to happen. I must do the right thing and kill off hundreds of thousands of innocent people at once...so as to free Iraq.

by ZE-bear March 25, 2003

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Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...

Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.

by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 9, 2003

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