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ninja wedding

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.

"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."

by Joe Morbo April 29, 2008

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Klingon Wedding

A sex act that involves one or both partners requiring medical attention the next day.

They limped out of bed, looking so beaten up that they must have been in a Klingon Wedding

by dlarocco84 June 26, 2010

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wedding crashered

When a person gives another a hand job in any public setting such as at dinner under the table (as seen in Wedding Crashers), on the dance floor while grinding, while in class, studying in the library, etc...

Last night at Homecoming Kaity totally wedding crashered Hoffman...

by TJ_Simp January 25, 2008

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wisconsin wedding

A term on Urban Dictionary that is actually an inside joke among friends, reframed as a common definition.

Did you see the entry for 'Psycho Queen?' It makes no sense; it must be a Wisconsin Wedding.

by Swapan Basu May 19, 2008

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wedding crashers

The people, or person, that makes a wedding or other "fancy" occasion memorable because of something untraditional.

"Damn, those guys are real wedding crashers"

by Loki91 May 1, 2006

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wedding horny

Adj. Used to describe a person who gets turned on at the mere thought of a wedding.

Shirly is so wedding horny...she's registered at 4 different stores and she doesnt even have a boyfriend!

by Sweepy Bob June 12, 2007

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Wedding Dress

Sheet stuck to woman chest do to dryed ejaculation

To ejaculate on a womans chest while she is sleeping and have the sheet stick to her body. when she wakes and stands it will become a "Wedding Dress"

by Super Pace May 4, 2010

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