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The greatest human in the world. She has the biggest & most caring heart you will ever find. She leads by example. She is the most forgiving, hardworking, resilient, kind hearted person you will ever meet. She loves animals & cares for them in a way most people could never even comprehend. Small little fluffy dogs gravitate toward her royal & graceful energy. She rescues animals & gives them lives they could’ve never dreamed of. She is a mother, a protector, a fighter, a lover. She is the best. She adds love & light & laughter to every life she touches. Even though she is already so beautiful, so smart & so educated, the most special thing about her is her dedication to growing those things in her life & the lives around her every single day. She adds a beauty & richness to life you would never know without her. She is early mornings & hot coffee. She is singing in the kitchen & cooking, even on the hardest days. She is Night-Blooming Jasmine trees on a late walk, gardenia subtle as a morning breeze. She is Road-trips & positivity and the friend you call when you cannot call anyone else, because no one else would be her. No one else would know exactly what to say the way she does. She is the light at the end of the tunnel, and the friend holding you up, helping you every step of the way to get there. She is an angel on earth. If you have a Wendy Lu in your life, don’t ever let her go. You won’t ever find anyone like her again. She is a once in a lifetime human being.
If everyone could try to be one-fourth of the human being Wendy Lu is, the world would be a better place.
That Wendy Lu is the strongest and hottest girl I’ve ever met.
Two lads, friends or male lovers walking hand in hand in most settings e.g. the park, the meadows, by the river or through TK Maxx!
"Did you see the mincers holding hands on their morning Wendy Walk?"
A Wet Wendy is the act of a wet willy but performed with a clitoris instead of a finger.
"I gave my girlfriend, so she one upped me with a wet wendy. I still can't get the moisture out."
A Frozen Wendy has occurred once a man has stuck his genitals testicles deep in a Wendy’s Frosty (of any flavor) and then proceeds to have vaginal sex with a female in order to warm his wiener up.
I love Wendy’s Wednesdays! Every week I take Barbara out for a Baconator and then give her the ol’ Frozen Wendy! What a great evening!
She is the best Aunt you could ever have and is the sweetness in everyday. If you have an Aunt Wendy in your family never let her go and always remember her!!
#awesome #Wendy
Brooke: My Aunt Wendy is so cool, she loves me so much!!
Angela: She even cooler for me she’s my Grandma!!!
When u stop in the middle of fucking and tell her that her pussy is trash and u can't get off. Then once she starts crying u use her tears to masturbate and finish urself off while she watches.
Josh hated his dispatcher, so he hooked up with her just to pull the weeping wendy bit.
Bobby: Yeah it’s pretty hot ou-out...
*bobby faints*
Joe: That cunt actually pulled a Wendy Williams!
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