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Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.
Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
A Whale Hunter is a sales person that go primarily after whales.
(Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
Where a person is asked to replicate animal noises whereby the the last question asked is "what noise does a whale make?"This is followed by spitting your drink all over the person to replicate the noise of a whale's blowhole. Best performed by a group on a person.
Whale Game:
Group: "what noise does a dog makes?"
Participant: "woof woof"
Group: what noise does a cat make?
Participant: "meow meow"
Group: what noise does a horse make?
Participant; "neigh neigh" etc, etc
Group: "What noise does a whale make?"
Participant: "??"
Group: spits drinks all over person
When your just having so much fun.
I’m just having a whale-of-a-time good sir.
Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .
Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.
We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
Doing something with someone whose number you got off the beach.
Hey, want to go out for some thirteen whaling tonight?
A guy or gal who drops loads of cash into a freemium game. They are the reason 90% of all freemium games exist after their first month.
You: Dude did you hear about the cash whale that supported that one game?
your Friendo: yeah, heard they dropped stacks on the developers daily
You: yeah, speaking of which you wouldn't happen to have some cash I could borrow, would you?
Friendo: Nah man, i'm a couple thousand dollars in debt, why do you think i'm mugging you?