A Whale Hunter is a sales person that go primarily after whales.
(Salesperson One): Dude, Jim only has two companies in his pipeline, wtf?!?
(Salesperson Two): I know, but they're both whales and it looks like one is closing soon. Jim is a true whale hunter.
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Buffet Whale - The enormous fat people that eat large amounts of food at the local buffets .
Our meal was interrupted as the herd of Buffet Whales entered the restaurant.
We we're surprised there was any food left after the buffet whale left the restaurant.
When your just having so much fun.
I’m just having a whale-of-a-time good sir.
A guy or gal who drops loads of cash into a freemium game. They are the reason 90% of all freemium games exist after their first month.
You: Dude did you hear about the cash whale that supported that one game?
your Friendo: yeah, heard they dropped stacks on the developers daily
You: yeah, speaking of which you wouldn't happen to have some cash I could borrow, would you?
Friendo: Nah man, i'm a couple thousand dollars in debt, why do you think i'm mugging you?
Doing something with someone whose number you got off the beach.
Hey, want to go out for some thirteen whaling tonight?
The lure of the orca; when two people make a conquest of a morbidly obese member of the opposite sex by "harpooning" them
After consuming the bucket of KFC and her diet coke, Tonya was ensnared by Jeff and Dave and revived a thorough whale harping.
The Act Of Urinating In The Anus Of Your Sexual Partner And Then Awaiting The Glorious Flatulence That Will Then Shoot The Urine In The Air Imitating The Blow Hole Of Most Whale Species
Friend 1 : “Yo man when my girl and I did the golden whale the piss got in my eye and gave me pink eye!”
Friend 2: “Bro What The Fuck”