the only thing that'll save you from school
Teacher: Why were you late to class!?
George: my wifi lagging these days my bad
Teacher: anyways Justin why did you say 1+1 is 11
this wifi is so suspicious that it so fuckin useless, even every students try to use it to play different type of game, its so trash that even grandma is faster that it
LS wifi is something more
An individual, often female, who hangs out with and flirts with someone in the hopes of obtaining their wifi password to serve their social media addiction.
Made popular by Bay Area rapper GingerJ.
"Dude, don't trust her. She just wants your wifi."
"Oh shit, yea I heard about an uptick in wifi chasers in the neighborhood recently."
WiFi you are connected to but it is unavailable thus putting an exclamation point next to the WiFi bars.
Gosh, I hate this Excla-Wifi
In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s
connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.
City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.
(Outhouse-quality gaming)
when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first