wig-wear

comprised of such brands as 'south pole' and 'ecko unltd.', this grouping of clothing is becoming wildly popular, especially around the majority-white areas. wiggers from inner city and hayseed country alike join together to purchase these stunning new works of cotton and polyester.

carlos: yo, look at that gringo with the wig-wear!
pedro: I know, he must be loco!

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Sliced wig

Apparently, DOOM went after a man with a wig. This line could be a reference to Kool Keith as some have speculated DOOM and Keith have a feud. However, this isn’t true, Keith featured on Doper Skiller around this time. If this was about Kool Keith, though, DOOM would be denying it.

GUY 1 "yo what the definition of Sliced wig"
GUY 2 " Idk lets check urban dictionary"
GUY 1 "It says its a lyric in ALL CAPS by Madvillain, Madlib & MF DOOM"
GUY 2 " WOW urban dictionary has everything I need to know about the world

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Cheese Wig

A hairpiece which has no other purpose than to cheese it

My, that's a lovely cheese wig.

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Wig Tit

When a person of the female gender's nipple has lots of hair growing around it.

Man that suck that girl had a wig tit man!

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nig wig

The thin panty hose style hair cover upper that spooks wear on their heads during sporting events or everyday activites. Many spooks wear the nig wig during football games.

Why do all the spooks wear those stupid nig wigs on their heads, dont they know they look retarded?

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william's wig

Bill's toupee. (bills to pay)

John: I would love to give you money for that wonderful beej you just gave me, but I have mad william's wig.

Hooker: I'm calling my pimp.

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bust a wig

An inner-city prase used to describe getting one's hair cut.

I was down in da hood today, and my fro was getttin a bit unweildy, so I decided to get my wig busted.

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