my duncan is gorgeous, fun, smart, intelligent and perfect in my eyes. ive always liked him, though he does not feel the same. everytime i see into those beautiful eyes, i cant help but melt inside. even if he hates me, i dont think ill ever get over him. id walk down to hell if i could hold his hand on the way. id give my past, present and future for this dude. hes the light of my life but all i am to him is just a random classmate.
id give up forever for you, duncan.
A tall man in his 70s that wears car shirts and struggles to pronounce words beginning with “H” he is a well known northerner and is also known to jump from the middle school gates clutching several children under his arms and a Stella in his mouth, he roams villages honking his horn to all the old ladies whilst giving them a wink and jestering “👉👌”whilst tensing his lips.
Guy:”Hey man have u seen Duncan waiting at the gates of school recently?”
Guy2:”yeah apparently he gives the kids yo-yos “.
Kid with down syndrome
You know Duncan?
Oh yeah he's the one with down syndrome
It’s a shit school that’s all it’s crusty and nasty and the staff there are gay
Likes toes. And blondes. And toes attached to blondes.
Duncan: hi I’m Duncan and I like toes.
Duncan is the coolest guy ever.
His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D
I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....
Duncan Donuts!
I can't wait to talk with Duncan and eat donuts together!
Duncan deez nutz!