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An unexpected event caused by a hesitant man offering an unknown, beautiful woman a drink at a bar and her accepting it.
He had liquid luck last night when he warily offered to buy a drink for the single PYT next to him.
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When someone is a bad person and or does bad things, but they have good things that still happen to them.
That guy must have a ton of Nazi Luck because he just bullied a kid and then won the lottery.
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A made up concept used to make people obey random rules like the following: "don't step under a ladder or you will have a week of bad luck" or "don't smash a window or you will have 7 years of bad luck" ect.
Sometimes this concept is used online to trick naive people into giving the person likes, comments, ect.
Dude 1: why are you following that person? That guy has shitty memes.
Dude 2: if I unfollow him I'll have bad luck!
Dude 1: are you being serious?
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'Lucked up' is when something seems to go bad and then unexpectedly turns out fine.
"Man I lucked up earlier,"
"Really how?"
"I didn't do my history homework but then I realised it's due in on Thursday!"
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When you find the Pot you hid after a heavy smoking session, but days later. Alternative "co-definition" - found Pot is, for karmic reasons, supposed to be shared in a โPot Luckโ session (preferably w/ the group you were smoking with when the stashed pot was misplaced, to "close the circle")
Kyle found the missing Bud stashed in a cereal box on Tuesday. (We're all invited over for a "Pot Luck" later.)
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REALLY FUKCKING BAD LUCK
WHEN YOUR LUCK IS AS SHIT AS AN INDIAN MANS FACE AND YOUR BEGGING FOR GOOD LUCK LIKE THE AFRICANS ARE BEGGING FOR WATER
ON THIS DAY ALONE I WOKE UP REALLY SORE GOT BY FINGER STUCK IN A LOCKER AND COULD NOT STOP LAGGING WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THAT IS WHY ARNAVS LUCK IS SHITTIER THEN AN AFRICAN MANS SHIT AFTER HE ATE AN INDIAN MAN AND I NIGEREAN MAN MOTHERFUCKING COMBINED
random person: Yo bro today I had sex for the first time in my whole life and got my dick stuck in his asshole so his mom had to remove it from is asshole
random person friend: Fuck bro you definitely have Arnav's Luck
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n. The overwhelming tendency to get screwed over in every non-vital yet meaningful aspect of life. Cal Luck exists solely to contradict and mock those who have it.
If you would have gotten laid were it not for an unrelated and seemingly trivial event, you have Cal Luck.
If you successfully coax someone into taking the bad end of a lopsided bet and lose anyways, you have Cal Luck.
If you win coin flips but only when they are not important, you have Cal Luck.
If you get hit by an RV, you do not have Cal Luck....you are dead.
If a hurricane destroys your home, you do not have Cal Luck...you probably deserved it.
If you make a bet with a hot girl about a coin flip, heads she hooks up with you, tails you hook up with her, and you win, but an ensuing hurricane destroys her RV, crushing her to death in the process, you definitely have Cal Luck.
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